Funny wedding toasts - add some quick humor to your toast
So you're going to a wedding. Whether you're the father, best
man, or what have you, you're going to give a wedding toast.
Wedding toasts are short one liners and are something along the
lines of: "To the Bride and Groom - may your following years
together be filled with much happiness and joy." But, that's
pretty plain and dry - not very funny. With a little humor we
can create some pretty funny wedding toasts.
Funny toasts are not at all hard to write. Just make sure you
don't over do it and come across looking like a jerk at the
wedding. So let's quickly throw together some funny wedding
toasts to say...
1.) To the groom: "May you have many happy nights...taking out
2.) To the groom: "Congrats. Your bride is very lovely - but
what happened to that cute chick you were with last week?"
3.) An old one but a favorite: "To our wives and lovers -
hopefully they never meet!"
OK, so those aren't the most funny or clever toasts ever, but I
came up with the first two in a matter of minutes. The point is
that you can bring some humor to the wedding by writing some